The best part of believe is the lie.
Name: Emily.
Age: 20.
Sex: Not currently.
Nerdfighter.
Movies, books, British anything, food, hot tea, cold tea, writing, being a fangirl, supernatural things.
10 years of dance.
I would love to get paid to write
for the rest of my life.
Theater major, Marketing minor


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skittyspostlimitblog:

sometimes my twelve year old little sister will go on club penguin and trick a bunch of girls that she’s a guy and she’ll make them think they’re dating and then she’ll have them all meet her in the same place at the same time and watch them get into catfights about who’s boyfriend she is and thats how my little sister became a cross-dressing evil mastermind pimp on club penguin

(Source: knightpecutie)

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zohbugg:

if I ever fall into a coma someone please come secretly tweeze my eyebrows so I can make all the nurses hella jealous of my unconscious eyebrow game. 

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burgrs:

u get teary-eyed when u yawn bc u miss ur bed 

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the-robot-condese:

tiny-little-nebula:

taloa-nashoba:

thatthirstyniggafromclass:

misconceptions about strippers. 

pussy preach more sense than the fuckin government.

I want to break necks when people shade strippers. Let’s see your janky ass get out there and look that cute in 6 inch heels for 8 hours, smiling the entire time, stroking egos, pretending a dude’s breath doesn’t smell like a rotten animal.

Truth.

My sister has a Masters in Education. She got a job at one of the poorest schools in the city, but didn’t make enough money to pay to keep her tiny house heated through the Oregon winter or buy enough food or take her dog to the vet (first person who drops the word rehome gets a kick in the face.) so she quit and the only job she could get because she’s “overqualified” to work at Fred Meyers was at a strip club because she minored in ballet. I think people forget that stripping is like any other job: you have to have some experience.

And all those crumpled one dollar bills? 20% of that goes back into the club because strippers are renting the stages they dance on. Sometimes it’s more.

Despite all of that, my sister makes more money than she ever did because she works 80 hour weeks and literally never takes a day off. She teaches classes to drunk white girls, she does private parties, she does entertainment for conferences and shows. 

When I had to go to the ER last February and got a bill for $800 that I couldn’t pay, my sister sent me money so I wouldn’t be sent to collections. 

My sister is the classiest motherfucker in a pair of six inch heels. Anyone who calls her a dumb slut or a hoe gets their shit wrecked.

that’s the best thing i ever just heard get said

(Source: pinkvelourtracksuit)

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I didn’t break the scale this time!

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stvpidhoe:

bearfluff:

i can’t wait until october when there’s no sun outside and everything is cute colors and it’s cold and there are terrible horror movies on tv, my power is at its peak then

This is so important

(Source: bearzerky)

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My best friends got me a Dirty Dancing music box at a flea market today, and I would be lying if I said this was the greatest thing ever.

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Feeling nostalgic in @allisonsjackson’s old bedroom.

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regret is for suckaz

                                        B I T CH .

(Source: vonswartzschild)

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littlestarpu:

ah-shiyt:

thedoctorplusone:

Piggy Gets Warm Bath [video]

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING IN THE WORLD OMFG

IT LOOKS SO HAPPY IN THE LAST GIF

(Source: jiminthetardis)

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b0ni:

GOD DAMN IT WHO KEEPS LEAKING THESE PHOTOS

oh well I sure do look good

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If all of you like JLaw as much as you say you do, you won’t seek, post, or support her leaked photos in any way. Have some respect. As for the revolting scum who hacked her iCloud for them, I hope you get what you deserve, you piece of shit.

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unwakeable:

that time in the night when you can’t stop yawning but can’t get to sleep either

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babygoatsandfriends:

German shepherd loves baby pygmy goat 

Via (x)

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