Mulan - One Woman Show
I’ll eventually do the rest…
this guy on omegle was definitely at work wacking off like really what job do you do where you get paid to masturbate for people that don’t want to see it online?
One of you made Kim Kardashian cry
“we’ve done our job” - Tumblr Community
the interwebs won!!!!
Shut up I wasn’t posting this to be funny. We didn’t win anything. You bullied someone. She might be famous but she still has feelings and your blind rudeness has obviously really hurt her. How can tumblr claim to be so against bullying and for positive body image when we still pull this shit. The things you say online have real life consequences, don’t assume that just because someone’s famous they won’t see your nasty jokes.
:(
i don’t like her but that was just mean
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I want you… to come cuddle with me.
I’ve stopped giving fucks about how many selfies I take, and I’m just gonna take one when I think I look good because A) I’m doing a good deed by showing my face to ya’ll’s sad asses when I look this fine, and B) I don’t remember B, but the first thing Hutch taught me was if you have an A you better have a B. You just learned something today. 
I TWEETED ABOUT MY REICHENBACH FEELS AND I GET THIS AS A REPLY
SO I GO TO THEIR WEBSITE AND
THAT’S NOT ALL
THEY KNOW WE CANNOT BE SATISFIED BUYING EACH PRODUCT INDIVIDUALLY SO THEY PUT IT ALL IN ONE BIG PACK FOR THE SAME PRICE AS ALL THE INDIVIDUAL PACKS
I HAVE FOUND THE PROMISED LAND
LAST TIME I SAW THIS, IT HAD 5 NOTES
YOU’RE WELCOME, EVERYONE
Don’t pass out at parties
Fucking engineer students
it’s going to be funny when he wakes up xD
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HE JUST ACCIDENTALLY MADE HER FEEL LIKE THE RAPE WAS HER FAULT I MEAN HE DIDN’T KNOW BUT I’M DYING
I AM LITERALLY CRYING OVER THIS MOVIE BECAUSE I HATE RAPE SCENES SO FUCKING MUCH I THINK I’M GOING TO THROW UP BECAUSE IT JUST WON’T STOP AND I DIDN’T KNOW THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN BECAUSE I DIDN’T READ THE SYNOPSIS AND I HATE MY LIFE
Maybe I’m too old to be so hopeful,
maybe I’m too young to be so bitter,
but I swallowed adolescence by the chokeful,
and came away looking like a quitter.
maybe I’m too young to be so bitter,
but I swallowed adolescence by the chokeful,
and came away looking like a quitter.
if you could magically appear at my house with good oatmeal and some miscellaneous fruits, i’d love you forever.
so in writer’s craft our assignment is to write the worst poem we can possibly create
and we’re having a contest and i think i’m going to win
i won this btw
all i could hear when i read this was snape from the harry potter puppet pals
(Source: pavelings)
HIPSTER SHIRT. HIPSTER GLASSES. HIPSTER GLAM.
Jim Beaver is a hipster. You probably haven’t heard of him. He’s really obscure.
I made it more hipster for you
A little bit more hipster:
Fa la la ~
A few more lens flares just for shits and giggles
just reblogging this again
oh my god
you were missing some space-ness
somebody tweet this to him please
Some wolves maybe?
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
(Source: storm-heaven)
fairly certain that my physics textbook snapchats are my greatest achievement in life
I wanted to give you this photo, so you could see that, yes, I do look as fabulous five minutes after waking up as I do all the time. Later, bitches.
my new friend
I’M JELLY
