The best part of believe is the lie.
Name: Emily.
Age: 20.
Sex: Not currently.
Movies, books, British anything, food, hot tea, cold tea, writing, being a fangirl, supernatural things.
10 years of dance.
I would love to get paid to write
for the rest of my life.
Theater major, Marketing minor

free counters

- You’re right.
- I’m always right.



The face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch

let her on the damn couch you monster



this is actually mitt romney









God: Gabe, stop, I’m working.
God: Here’s a box of parts, go nuts.
God: -several hours later- Gabe? Where are you, my son?
Gabriel: DAD, LOOKIT!
God: Dafuq is that?
Gabriel: A PLATYPUS!





They don’t do much

this is the fucking funniest thing ever

LOOK at it though

"just put it in australia"


(Source: unclefather)



Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman



honestly my favorite thing ive ever made in photoshop is catloaf


my graphic arts teacher hung it on the wall in the ga computer lab


I hate when I can’t sleep, and I’m hormonal already. Because the lonely but creeps in as I lie here trying to drift off. And hormones make me scared and sad. I want to be someone’s woman crush every day. And I don’t mean some person that I’ll never meet on the internet. A person I can see IRL so they can give me hugs and chocolate.

Anonymous asked: Confession: I can't stop staring at Vamp Willow pictures/gifs. I *may* have a problem.
boredn0w said:

I don’t blame you, friend! I mean, she’s just so fucking sexy

I wouldn’t mind having my neck licked by Vamp Willow



found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom







I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel

I’m going to get a bigger glass and add more mixer and have way too much to drink: The Thrilling Conclusion

ignisambulamecum alexja-feel voxtyrannis
The story of our lives?


Omfg "talk about" is a lot cuter than ask me
  • 1: Talk about the first time you watched your favorite movie.
  • 2: Talk about your first kiss.
  • 3: Talk about the person you've had the most intense romantic feelings for.
  • 4: Talk about the thing you regret most so far.
  • 5: Talk about the best birthday you've had.
  • 6: Talk about the worst birthday you've had.
  • 7: Talk about your biggest insecurity.
  • 8: Talk about the thing you are most proud of.
  • 9: Talk about little things on your body that you like the most.
  • 10: Talk about the biggest fight you've ever had.
  • 11: Talk about the best dream you've ever had.
  • 12: Talk about the worst dream you've ever had.
  • 13: Talk about the first time you had sex/how you imagine your first time.
  • 14: Talk about a vacation.
  • 15: Talk about the time you were most content in life.
  • 16: Talk about the best party you've ever been to.
  • 17: Talk about someone you want to be friends with.
  • 18: Talk about something that happened in elementary school.
  • 19: Talk about something that happened in middle school.
  • 20: Talk about something that happened in high school.
  • 21: Talk about a time you had to turn someone down.
  • 22: Talk about your worst fear.
  • 23: Talk about a time someone turned you down.
  • 24: Talk about something someone told you that meant a lot.
  • 25: Talk about an ex-best friend.
  • 26: Talk about things you do when you're sick.
  • 27: Talk about your favorite part of someone else's body.
  • 28: Talk about your fetishes.
  • 29: Talk about what turns you on.
  • 30: Talk about what turns you off.
  • 31: Talk about what you think death is like.
  • 32: Talk about a place you remember from your childhood.
  • 33: Talk about what you do when you are sad.
  • 34: Talk about the worst physical pain you've endured.
  • 35: Talk about things you wish you could stop doing.
  • 36: Talk about your guilty pleasures.
  • 37: Talk about someone you thought you were in love with.
  • 38: Talk about songs that remind you of certain people.
  • 39: Talk about things you wish you'd known earlier.
  • 40: Talk about the end of something in your life.
"Women who choose to wear the hijab or fast or observe any form of religious practice are fighting the same battle as any Christian, Jewish, or Hindu feminist. Her hijab doesn’t illustrate a man’s authority over her, but rather her control over her own body, which is an invaluable message for a society where the hyper-sexualization of women is a norm. Think about that the next time you see a Muslim woman out on the street."

ZKB, Why Being a Muslim Woman Makes Me a Better Feminist

Guys! I’ve started writing for FeminspireGuys!

(via zkbennett)



This is not my beautiful house
This is not my beautiful wife

(Source: derpycats)